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| General Rules |
| Drink once whenever there is a bath/shower scene. Drink once whenever someone does the pulldown eyelid stick out tongue thing Drink once for every peace sign that is thrown Drink once everytime a robot combines/transforms etc. Twice if it is accompanied by the "Synthesized Battle Music Theme". Drink once everytime a character says an English word or phrase. Finish the bottle if the word is "Darlin". Drink once whenever you see a sign, computer readout etc. in English. Three times if it's not spelled right. Drink once whenever a Hyperdimensional sledgehammer/16 ton weight/.44Automag is used to subdue somebody. Drink once if the big giant robot ends up being piloted by somebodyother than the person who was supposed to fly it. Drink once when the background goes abstract for dramatic effect. If the action repeats itself X times, drink X times. Drink once when an unexpected wind gust blows a character's hairto make him/her look pensive. Drink once if a character has one eye covered constantly by hisor her hair. Drink once if a major character gets to have a long speech or monologue before he or she dies. Drink once when a (beautiful) female character is shown in a slowpan from her ankles up to her head. Drink once when a character's eyes vibrate to show inner tension. Drink once when you get a theme song which sounds like "TiffanyOn Helium." Drink every two minutes of an episode of "Double Zeta Gundam" (You'llNEED it) Drink once for a magical girls transformation sequence, twice ifit's Sailor Moon. Drink once anytime a number of characters in a scene fall over rigid,drink twice if it's specifically a "Takahashi falldown" Drink once for an in-joke from another anime or Star Trek.
Drink once when the laws of physics are violated (depending on
yourknowledge of physics, this is almost the entire show for anything
mecha-related) Drink once everytime animation is reused in a series. Drink once whenever bad food is prepared by an anime girl, halfif someone actually eats it. Drink once when someone is about to say something monumental onlyto be interrupted by a third party. Drink once when someone shouts out the name of the attack beforeattacking. Drink once on bathing suit scenes, the whole thing if it's actuallyrelevant to the plot. Drink once whenever the main character has fantasy dream sequences, chug if (s)he is rudely awakened by reality. Drink once whenever excessive and needless violence is used. (Warning:Only for drinkers with a heavy tolerance!) Drink twice whenever someone bleeds from the mouth. Drink twice for a nosebleed. Drink twice every time someone makes an elaborate death speech. Drink twice every time someone dies just as they're about to saysomething important. Drink half every time a character's hair changes to some completelyweird color when in dim light. (such as Rally's hair in Silent Mobius,or Miyu's to an extent, whenever she's in the Dark.) Drink once anytime a Miyazaki flying machine appears on the screen. Drink whenever possible (e. g. in between breaths) while watchingdubs. It dulls the pain. Designated driver rule: Drink once when the military actually doesa strategically intelligent move. Designated driver rule: Drink once if you hear song lyrics thathave a direct bearing on the plot. When any song in the credits has an English title Twice that much if the chorus has an English word Whenever Tokyo is attacked, twice as much if Tokyo Tower is shown, three times if Tokyo Tower is even partially destroyed (this includes the damage in Tenchi Muyo In Love) (For Bubblegum Crisis, Dirty Pair, any Gundam, Robotech or similar) Match one drop of liquor for each bullet fired, twice as much if the bullet misses it's target (I would suggest more, but the human body, at best, can only have a few dozen gallons of liquor per day) - Designated Driver Rule Whenever you see a non-Caucasian person (Oriental doesn't count) Drink anytime a voice becomes too high-pitched or loud for comfort. Drink three times if you are forced to use the "mute" button on the TV.
Drink once for a Weird Al, Simpsons, SNL, Monty Python, etc. quote...
Then throw some snacks in the general direction of the quote (avoid
hard candy or ice). Omit if you know a food fight will ensue. (Any anime with "monster" in its title): (not for the weak of liver)
If the villain(s) have a big entrance, chug through it. Otherwise, take
a sip for every appearance of the villain. Take 3 or more drinks if a
monster is summoned or "digivolved" add 2 drinks if the summoner makes a mistake or if the process failed add another drink if it's pointed out. Drink three times if someone tries to flirt with a woman. Drink twice if a female lead character whines. Drink four times if a rival flaunts his massive ego (can be a monster) add another 3 drinks if it's accompanied by cheerleaders. Drink once if the main character must consult a reference manual add another swig at your discretion if the manual is consulted for you. |
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| Aa! Megamisama |
| Drink once whenever Belldandy apologizes for something, twice if shecries while doing so. Designated driver rule: Drink everything once when the slot machine in the eyecatch hits thejackpot. Drink M times whenever one of Urd's "bright ideas" causes harm, where M is the cumulative magnitude of the effect: Urd becomes impatient, or Keiichi/Gan-chan takes the damage. Something blows up, or it ends up in a fight with Skuld. Belldandy becomes emotional, or Urd caused harm on purpose! (Sounds like a Magic card, doesn't it?) once if Skuld's inventions/modifications causes harm. |
| Akira |
| Drink once when a character's name is called out with elongated vowels.(eg. Kaneeda!) Drink twice whenever anything big (i. e. building, bridge) blows up. Designated driver rule: Drink once if the plot ever becomes completelyclear without reading the manga. |
| Angel's Egg |
| Drink once whenever you see water somewhere. Drink twice whenever the cool tall dude shows up. Drink the rest whenever any symbolism in the film makes sense. Designated driver rule: Take a shot every time a subtitle appears onthe screen. (The fan sub of Angel's Egg features six lines, so that's "only"six shots over the course of two hours.) |
| Area 88 |
| Drink once whenever Shin is feeling moody. Drink twice for a scene with Ryouko.
Drink twice for a "cool death scene" (viewer's discretion), twice
moreif the pilot explodes due to air pressure differential. Designated driverrule: Drink once whenever Shin seems to be enjoying his job. |
| Appleseed |
| Drink once whenever someone gets a Sailor Moon style sweat drop Drink once whenever someone makes a weird noise accompanied by an indecipherable facial expression
Drink once whenever Deunan acts suddenly girly or ridiculous (twice if
after or in the middle of intense, important scene), three times if it
is totally pointless and she seems like she's retarded, and five times
if no one around her reacts like a normal person. Scratching heads and
saying "eh?" doesn't count. Drink whenever the movie speeds up too
fast for a certain sequence (ie cramming an important section into a
time too short to understand it fully), drain half if you actually
rewind. Drink once whenever background music becomes suddenly innapropriate for the current scene or situation Drink three times whenever something happens that makes no sense Drink half of bottle when a police operation goes wrong
Drink three times whenever sudden philosophical parallels and profound,
jaded insights are provided, four times if it's from a character you've
grown to hate (and three times if they are completely out of context
when said) Finish container when an english word is spelled wrong. Drink once whenever the words "Tartarus," "Olympus," and "bioroid" are used, twice if with drama |
| Bastard! |
| Drink once every time a presumably dead character is revealed to bealive. Drink once every time an american band name is used fro the first timeduring an episode. |
| Blue Seed |
| Whenever you see blood spray somewhere without first seeing the source Whenever you see a shot of someone lying dead in their own blood Whenever Gally puts the blood on her face Whenever you see Gally kill someone (perfect for the quick shots when Gally kills a bunch of nameless bounties)
(For those who've read the manga) Whenever something is mentioned or
shown that isn't explained in the Anime but is in the Manga |
| Bubblegum Crisis/Crash! |
| Drink once everytime you see Momiji's panties, twice if Kusanagi made you see them Drink twice if Yaegashi's panty forecast was right Drink twice whenever you see Grandmother's eyes Drink once whenever you see Ryoko's right eye Take a bonus swig if you understand how she manages to shoot with such a hairstyle Stop drinking for 3 minutes if Kome misses her target Drink once whenever anyone falls in love Drink once whenever you actually see Hayashibara Megumi in the anime and whenever they make fun of her Drink half a bottle before watching an omake episode, and drink whole bottle before watching omake on 12th tape (you'll need anyway) Drink once whenever Kusanagi gets seriously injured Drink once whenever Kusanagi has a flashback of Kaede Take a bonus swig if you know name of the game Kusanagi thought it were Mahjong Drink three times if you actually see all 8 seeds on Kusanagi's body Drink once whenever Momiji feels something "different than Arigami" Drink once for every nude picture Kusanagi shows to Kunikuda Drink once whenever Kome wears something feminine Drink once for every useful information Sakura sells to Amerikan Govt. Drink once for the poor little bird get crashed from the tree (ep.12) |
| Bubblegum Crisis/Crash! |
| Drink once at the sight of any Buma (humanoid or not.) twice if/when it sheds its skin. Drink once if the Chief yells at Leon Drink once if the Chief Throws Something Drink Twice if the Chief Tells Leon not to do Something while obviously meaning for him to do it Drink once every time Nene yells at the other Knight Sabers that they are 'picking on her' Drink once every time Nene says something about food. Drink twice whenever the ADPolice make themselves look completely worthless. Drink once if Nene misses her shot. Drink twice if Priss makes her shot, but still gets pulverized anyway. Drink once whenever the DD or Genki (Vision's mech) appears. Drink once if Leon propositions Priss. Drink twice if Daley propositions Leon. Drink twice if Macky is trying to "sneak a peek," three times if its his own sister, Sylia. Drink twice for a "suit-up scene" Drink once anytime Priss goes off half-cocked on her own. Drink once anytime Priss is outmatched, Drink twice if it is a result of her going off on her own. Drink once every time someone violates one of the Eleven Regulations of the Knight Sabers. Drink again at the end of every episode because Sylia keeps violating Regulation 11 by not executing the offending Saber. (2040 only): Drink once if Sylia tries to shelter her brother. |
| Card Captor Sakura (in some cases, the alcohol helps) |
| Drink once when Kaho (Mizuki-sensei) refers subtly to the future. Drink once when Touya (Tory) calls Sakura "monster" Twice if his foot is stomped as a result.Drink once when Shaolan (Li) insults Sakura's abilities, or Kero-chan's appearance. Drink once when Nakuru glomps Touya (3rd season)... Twice if she interrupts him in the process. Drink once when Kero-chan thinks with his stomach... Twice if it gets him in trouble... Three times if it wasn't even his fault in the first place! Drink once when Touya stares down something... Twice if it's Kero-chan. Drink once when Yamazaki-kun (Zachary) tells a fib. Drink twice every time you realize you're watching the WB dub. Drink once if Sakura's crying... Twice if it's over Yukito (Julian)... Three times if it's over Shaolan. Drink twice if Tomoyo laughs longer than two seconds. Drink once if Sakura goes "Hanyaaaaan!"... Twice if it's over Mizuki-sensei! Alcoholic's rule: Drink for every "Ho-e?" and "Release!" Designated Driver rule: Drink if Meiling was a factor in capturing a card. Designated Driver rule: Drink when Sakura imagines squashing her brother. Designated Driver rule: Drink when Kero-chan bites Shaolan, or pins him under his paw. |
| Chinese Ghost Story (animated) |
| Whenever Ning stutters or does his "Aaaaa" scream Whenever Solid Gold (Ning's dog) makes strange faces or acts like a person |
| City Hunter |
| Drink once at any hint of Saeba's lecherous nature. Drink twice whenever Saeba appears cool and collected to impress awoman. Designated driver rule: Drink once if Saeba's advances actually work. |
| Cowboy Bebop |
| Designated
Driver Rule: If you can understand the Heavy Metal played in ep # 7,
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| Dirty Pair |
| Drink the rest if Kei goes after a man for some other reason than hislooks. Drink once every time something violent happens, i.e., Yuri fires intoa wall to scare someone, or one of the Pair dodges a punch that puts adent in a wall.
Drink once when either of the Pair is shown dressed in less than
hernormal costume (i.e., torn, in underwear, entirely nude). Chug (entireremaining quantity) when a "Dirty Pair Event" happens, i.e., when somethingnasty and multiply-fatal happens that ISN'T REALLY THEIR FAULT. Chug whenYuri uses the bloody card(TM) to off 16+ goons in 5 seconds time in "Affairof Nolandia". |
| Dog Soldier / Hakkenden |
| Drink once whenever there is a flashback. (!!Yea one rule but try watchingthe fucking movie!!) |
| Dominion Tank Police |
| Drink once everytime Leona expresses an inordinate amount of concern for Bonaparte. Whenever the chief (forgot his name) somehow manages to yell without the cigarette falling out of his mouth |
| Dragon Half |
| Once whenever they go "super deformed" Once any time Mapi goes insaine Once anytime anyone falls down in a seductive position Twice anytime mink flies. Once anytime someone dies. And drink during the entire theme song if you don't follow along Whenever someone goes crazy over Dick Saucer Whenever there's some sort of flashback/story explanation Whenever the bad guy's plot goes ridiculously wrong Designated Driver Rule: Whenever Lufa or Pia actually help out (Mapi helping does not count) Drink once if the character falls over when a joke is told |
| Dragonball/Z/GT |
| Take a drink every time Kamehameha is used, plus X more drinks if in Kaoken or SuperSaijin times the level such as 1drink then 3 if hes in Super Saijin 3 level or Kaoken level 3 Take a drink every time the word Goku is said, two if its Kakarott Take a drink every time a character (good or bad) says anything to their enemy about it being all over now Take a drink if a bad guy dies because of a good guy Twice drinks if a bad guy dies cause of a bad guy (ie: Nappa gets killed by Vegeta) Special Rules for Cartoon Network viewers: Take a drink every time you see a line edited out or changed Twice drinks every time you don't see blood where you should Five drinks every time you see a whole scene that shouldn't be there or a scene missing Additional Rules for Episodes Twice full ones if there is no fighting in the episode Designated Driver Rules: What fun is that, get a cab. Its worth i!! Whenever a bad guy was hit with a really powerful blast that should kill him, but didn't Twice if the blast is a new move Five if the good guy is now out of energy Drain a can/bottle if the good guy mentions being "all out of energy", but still manages to summon up more Drink 3-4 times if the Spirit bomb was the finishing blow. Drink once if Goku is turned into the giant ape... Twice if his tail is cut off to cure it... Three times if a moon is fragged or created. (Cartoon Network dub) Drink every 3 seconds if someone is talking. Drink once when someone's breasts are exposed. Designated driver rule: Drink if and only if Piccolo isn't acting like an ass. |
| Escaflowne |
| Drink twice every time Van chews out Hitomi. Drink once if Merle glomps Van... Twice if it's accompanied by a "Van-samaaaa!!". Drink once for every moment Hitomi acts differently in the "rewound" episode. Drink once for every vision or tarot card reading that Hitomi misinterprets. Drink four times when Hitomi intentionally misreads the tarot cards. Drink once for every parallel to World War II. |
| Evangelion |
| Take a drink whenever Gendo's glasses reflect something Take a drink every time it seems like gendo really doesn't care Take a drink every time you see PenPen. Twice if its pertinent to the story. Take a drink everytime Asuka swears. Twice if its in German. Take two drinks every time Rei dies. Take a drink when Shinji, Kensuka, and Toji are called the three stooges Finish the bottle when Misato dies (end of eva) :( i'll miss you... (yea like thatz not a spoiler!!) Take a drink for every flash back. Drink once for every angel Drink once every time asuka fucks up Take 4 Drinks for the Asuka/Shinji stickey hand scene, finish it if you don't know what I mean
Designated Driver Rule: If you can honestly explain what the hell the
series means (watch all 26 eps and the End of Evangelion movie)
HAAHHAHAHA ^_^ Drink once for every... "Nigecha dameda" (Shinji). "Mondai nai" (Gendou). "Anta baka?!" (Asuka). "Fuketsu" (Hikari or Maya). "Buzama ne" (Ritsuko). Take an additional 10 drink for the above if it's the dubbed version. Drink once if a woman yells at a man. Drink twice if Kensuke bitches about not piloting the Eva.
Designated driver rule: Drink once if Misato's strategy is followed to
the letter, and works the FIRST TIME the Evas confront the Angel. Designated driver rule: Drink once if someone's breasts are CLEARLY visible. (e.g. episode 3) Designated driver rule: Drink once if Rei raises her voice. |
| FLCL |
| THE FLCL RULE {the only one you need} Drink to ANY FLCL!!! (props to monesha first ever flcl rule) Drink Anytime Naota Gets It Drink Anytime you see ta Drink Anytime Canti Does Something Unusualy Normal For an Uber Robot Drink Anytime Naota Gets Some Drink whenever it's all about the eyebrows Drink Anytime Naota gets eaten! Drink Anytime it's manga style! Drink 1 Drink if you identify an inside joke Drink 3 times if you don't really know what it means Drink everytime Haruko makes one of those really nasty faces... |
| Fushigi Yugi |
| Drink once When Miaka cries (you may need to buy liquor in bulk) Drink once When Tasuki accidentally burns Tamahome Drink once When, no matter how powerful the good guys are, Nakago and his minions are still more powerful Drink once When Nuriko makes a pass at any male Drink once When Hotohori comments on his beauty or checks himself out in the mirror Drink once (For the dub) When Chichiri says "You know" |
| Golgo 13 |
| Drink once whenever Golgo 13 is called "Duke." Drink twice whenever the police/bad guys show up moments too late tostop Golgo. Designated driver rule: Drink once if you see Golgo with anything buta serious stare. |
| Grave of the Fireflies |
| Drink once anytime you see fire somewhere. Drink twice whenever somebody gets a piece of fruit candy. Designated driver rule: Drink once anytime anything even remotely happy happens. |
| His and Her Circumstances (Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou) |
Drink once for every shot of the traffic signals. Drink once if someone overreacts... Twice if it's Yukino... Three times if it's her dad. Drink once if Yukino goes into "puppy" mode. Drink twice if Yukino goes into "Lady Godzilla" mode. Try not to shoot your drink out your nose. Drink once every time Yukino's sisters "pump up" ("Uoooossu!"). Drink once every time Asaba acts like a drag queen... Twice if he denies he's gay... Three times if it's Tonami who's acting like the drag queen. Take a drink if Arima effectively says "I'm not you, Hideaki (Asaba)". Inadvisable: Drink every time Tsubasa takes a bite. Inadvisable: Drink every time the animation goes "sketch" or deformed. Designated driver rule: Drink if Arima is not acting like a "nice guy". Designated driver rule: Drink if Yukino's dad isn't acting like the "large little brother". |
| (Top wo Nerae!) Gunbuster |
Drink once everytime Noriko cries. Drink twice if time is passing more quickly on Earth than the current scene. |
| Gundam Z |
| Take one shot every time an explosion is heard in space. Take two shots every time a pilot refers to his Gundam as a living thing! Take two shots every time Heero tries to assassinate a main character and chokes. Take one shot every time someone says something profound and uses the term "Outer Space" Take one shot Whenever you hear something in space (weapons fire, explosions or engines) Drink three times if a Gundam pilot switches sides. |
| Hokuto no Ken (Fist of the North Star) |
| Drink once whenever there is bloody, gratuitous violence. Drink once anytime Kenshiro says, "You are already dead." Drink half every time Ken (or some other suitably God-like fighter)kills someone, sending an ocean of blood into the sky, and NONE OF IT FALLSBACK DOWN. Designated driver rule: Drink once whenever secondary character survivesthrough an episode. |
| HyperDolls |
| Whenever the commander pops out of a pizza box Whenever one of the Hyper Dolls uses a ridiculously immense amount of power Whenever a joke is made about Dirty Pair (look for something about "Lovely Angels" or similar) Five shots during any of the horrid live action bits One drink for every sexual joke |
| Inuyasha |
| Drink once everytime Inuyasha acts rashly Drink twice everytime Kagome says, "Sit!" Drink twice everytime Inuyasha pines for Kikyo Drink four times everytime Kagome loses the jewel fragments Drink twice everytime they get a new shard Chug if they find a massive chunk Drink once everytime Miroku hits on a random girl |
| Irresponsible Captain Tyler |
| Drink once every time Lt. Yuriko Star gets mad. (not when Yamamoto getsmad, or you'll pass out!). Drink once every time the twins say somethingsimultaneously. (You'll need that drink.) Drink once every time Doc Kitaguchi does (remember to yell "kampai!").
Drink once every time Tyler does something extremely
irresponsible.Finish the glass if he's saved by luck in the nick of
time. Drink twice everytime Tyler convinces someone to do something; drink three times if it's something technically impossible like: convincing terrorists to give up or some such thing. When Yuriko hits, slaps or causes pain one way or another to Tylor Whenever Yamamoto goes for a Neural Bath Whenever a music clip is playing that has nothing to do with the story (it helps pass the time) |
| Kimagure Orange Road |
| Drink once for a premonitory dream, take a shot at the end of the epif Kyosuke completely misinterpreted it. Drink once if Kurumi or Manami is scarfing food, twice if they getinto an argument, three times if ESPer powers come into play, four timesif Kyosuke is the main victim. Drink twice for an "Ayukawa Slap(TM)" Drink twice if Kyosuke switches bodies, three times if its someone(or thing) other than Kazuya. Drink twice each time Kyosuke timeslips, three times if its the birthdayep with two of him. Drink twice if Kyosuke hypnotizes himself.
Drink once if Madoka uses a "razor sharp guitar pick" in combat,
twiceif an earlier scene shows her equipping the "pick garter." Drink twice if Madoka plays a sax solo to express her mood. Drink twice whenever Hikaru ends a romantic moment between everyone'sfavorite ESPer couple. Drink twice if Akane uses her powers. Designated driver rule: Drink once whenever Komatsu and Hatta aren'tbeing lecherous. AnimEigo only: Drink twice everytime "Kasuga-kun" or "Ayukawa" is subbed as "Kyosuke" or "Madoka" respectively. |
| Kurenai no Buta |
| Drink twice when Porco says "I'd rather be a pig than a fascist." Drink twice when Porco says "A pig that cannot fly is just an ordinarypig." Drink twice when Gina sings. Drink once when Curtis waxes Porco (enroute to Milan.) Drink once for Gina's flashback |
| LodossWars |
| (All rules for Heroic Knight series) Drink twice if it's painfully obvious Spark isn't ready to become a knigget. (**Ducks the snacks**) Take 2 shots before watching any "Welcome to Lodoss Island!" bonus episode. Drink once if Leaf or Cecil becomes overly emotional. |
| Love Hina |
| Once if Keitaro is hit by Naru... Twice if he's hit by Motoko, Kaolia Su, Haruka, or Sara... Three times if he's hit by Kitsune or Seta-sensei. Drink once for every compromising position Keitaro's in... Twice if it pisses Naru off. Drink twice for every entrance by Kentaro (NOT Keitaro).
Drink once if the gravitational force is not reduced by 1/4 (Anime Laws
of Physics, #2), but by 1/16 (e.g. when Keitaro is sent skyward). Drink twice if a potentially romantic moment is spoiled. |
| Laputa |
| Drink twice when a Laputan spell is recited. Drink twice when the levistone amulet is activated. |
| Lupin III |
| In Cagliostro: Drink twice when Lupin defies the law of gravity by swimmingup. In Plot of the Fuma Clan: Drink once for every house that the cars drive through in the chasescene. Drink once for each henchman that splits into two upon dying. Drink once everytime "Lupin" is mentioned in the OP |
| Magic Knits Rayearth |
| Whenever Mokona says "Puu" Whenever an image of Clef appears Whenever Ferrio/Fuu think about each other Whenever Umi wishes that she were back in Tokyo, twice if she mentions her fencing tournament Whenever Hikaru saves the day Designated Driver Rule: Whenever a monster attacks and Mokona helps out |
| (Super Dimensional Fortress)Macross |
| Drink once whenever a Minmay song is playing; drink twice if she is onscreen singing. Drink once every time a Zentraedi says "Unthinkable!" Drink twice anytime Misa isn't feeling moody and/or depressed. Designated driver rule: Drink once whenever the Zentraedi doesn't reactviolently to Protoculture. |
| Maison Ikkoku |
| Drink once for a Souichiro bark.(BAUW?)
Drink once everytime there is a glint of sunlight (with sound
effects)that flashes across a pair of teeth and ends with a sparkle. Drink twice if a picture of Souichiro-san has been altered to obscure his face. Drink three times if one of Kyoko's flashbacks features him with "blackface". Drink twice if Godai is daydreaming about Kyoko; drink twice if heruns into something as a result. |
| Master of Mosquiton |
| Drink once every time Mosquiton doesn't want to do something. Drink once every time Mosquiton tells Hono and Yuki to take care of something. Drink once every time you hear Inaho whine in a high-pitched voice, twice if it's about the "O-Part". Drink twice every time you see Camille's boobs or ass. Drink once every time Sangermaine's eyes bulge, twice if it's accompanied by a telekinetic power. Drink twice every time the british scientist asks for his photograph back. Drink once every time Mosquiton gets staked. Drink once every time Rasputin says "Star Lords". Designated Driver: Drink once every time the Sphinx gets sodomized. |
| Megazone 23 |
| Drink once whenever, in part 2, somebody on screen is drinking. Drinktwice whenever the sequence being watched has no point in the plot. Designateddriver rule: Drink once anytime Shogo actually kicks a bad guy's butt. |
| Mobile Suit Gundam (any): |
| Drink once once for every missile fired. Drink once anytime Mobile Suit armor proves to be as effective as plywoodagainst weapons fire. Drink twice whenever a minor (or major) character dies. |
| Nadesico |
| Drink once any time Akito is forced to eat something Drink once every time Joe in Gekigengar dies. Drink once any time Ruri calls somebody an idiot Drink any time either Megumi or Yurika act clueless Drink every time Gekigengar makes a cameo Drink once when a crew member is forced to do/not to do something because it's against their contract with Nergal. Drink twice any time that Yurika actually acts like a leader. Designated Driver Rule: Drink once whenever Yurika makes a command that makes sense. |
| Outlaw Star |
| Drink once if: You hear Aisha mention anthing that relates to Ctarl Ctarl. You hear the name of, or see, any kind of pirate. There is a brief silence for 3-7 seconds. You see Gillium as his aluminum Can-like form. Aisha calls Suzuka, or refers Suzuka as, "Suzu." Whenever you hear Jim or Gene say their company name, "Starwind & Hawking Enterprises." A Caster is used in any battle. you see any kind of other grappler ship (except the Outlaw Star). Drink twice if: Jim mentions anything about money. you hear the chant, "Pa-Bo-a-San-Pa," used by the pirates. Fred Luo appears. heheh. Aisha goes thirsty or hungry. the Name "Harry McDougal," "Ron McDougal," or just, "McDougal" is heard. Gene gets in an argument with someone. Melfina appears with food cooked & ready, or any drink brung out. Aisha Rubs Jim's head (which is rarely seen). someone mentions the Galactic Leyline. Drink 3 times if: Aisha gets called an animal. Aisha goes on a rampage & kills a bunch of villains & crap like that. You hear the name of the rarest rock in the anime, "Dragonite." Gene or anyone else says any curse words (which is pretty rare). Melfina is alone somewhere.
Any miscellaneous ally dies or sacrifices his/her life to kill an enemy
(such as the captain searching for the treasure on Heifong 7). Aisha gets employed to a restaurant to earn money. Suzuka is standing alone somewhere. se. |
| Patlabor |
| Drink once everytime Noa expresses an inordinate amount of concern for Alphonse. |
| Pet Shop Of Horror |
| Drink once when the count eats sweets Drink once anytime someone breaks the "contract" Drink 3 times when the cop freaks out Drink once every time the Count acts fruity, Drink twice every time the Count gets a present, chug when he orgasms over it. Drink once every time the Count shows up in an unexpected place. Finish your drink whenever someone gets messily murdered. Drink twice whenever someone "loves" their pet. Drink once every time you see the "pika bat".(It's cute, it flies) Designated Driver: Drink once every time the detctive sprays food all over somebody. |
| Project A-ko |
| Drink once each time A-ko disrupts someone's life because she's late. Drink twice whenever B-ko acts jealous for C-ko's "friendship." Designated driver rule: Drink once anytime a male-looking characteris actually male. Drink whenever C-Ko is either eating or crying |
| Ranma |
| Drink once for a P-Chan squeal. Drink once whenever a cursed transformation occurs in Ranma 1/2. |
| Record of Lodoss Wars |
| Drink once whenever Pern's lack of skill becomes evident. Drink twice if Pern completely misses an obvious (romantic) signalfrom Deidrit. Drink twice whenever Gim makes a racial insult. Designated driver rule: Drink once anytime Karla actually balances good and evil in Lodoss. |
| Riding Bean |
| Drink once if Rally makes her shot. Drink once for each Chicago PD car demolished. Drink twice when the Roadbuster drives sideways. Drink once when Bean sits, unmoved, during the assassination sniperscene. |
| Robot Carnival |
| Drink once whenever a locket/bracelet that connects the main characters shows up. Drink twice whenever you see a real picture in a cloud. Drink the rest whenever the short film actually needs dialogue to makesense. Take a shot at the end of any short that featured no dialogue. Macek version only: Drink once every time English is dubbed over inthe "Tale of Two Robots" short. |
| Robotech |
| Drink once whenever the narrator explains the obvious to the audience. Drink once whenever Minmei gets slapped. (then yell "Slap her again!") Drink once whenever a character says "huh?", "uh?", etc. Drink once whenever Lisa or Minmei says, "Oh, Rick!" Drink once whenever the same animation sequence is used over in a battlescene. Drink once whenever Lisa/Dana/Marie/Bowie/Scott starts moping overa lost love. Drink once whenever a main character dodges a huge onslaught of enemyfire, to destroy a large quantity of enemy mecha. Drink twice wheneverthe narrator tells a different story than what really happened. Drink twice whenever the word 'protoculture' is misused. Drink twice whenever Capt. Gloval tries to smoke on the bridge. Drink twice whenever Capt. Gloval says "thundering asteroids!!" Designated driver rule: Drink once whenever Macek's version of Protoculture makes complete sense. |
| Saber Marionettes |
| Whenever Lime smiles -Whenever Cherry daydreams Whenever any of the marionettes say/yell "Otaru-sama!" Whenever Lime gets angry that someone is "picking on Otaru-sama", and take another when she kicks their butt Whenever you get a shot of Cherry analyzing something Deisgnated Driver Rule: Whenever Bloodberry acts feminine |
| (Bishoujo
Senshi) Sailor Moon ****DISCLAMER*** I do not like sailor
moon but getting drunk might help I have NEVER TRIED |
| Drink once for a magical girls transformation sequence, twice if it'sSailor Moon. Drink once whenever Usagi/Sailor Moon doesn't know what to do. Drink once whenever Usagi/Sailor Moon tries to do something and messesup. Drink once Whenever a sweat drop appears on someone's head, take anappropriate sized swig (ie. the more embarrassed someone is, the more youdrink). Drink anytime anyone watching says, "This is so stupid." Drink once Whenever Usagi cries Drink once Whenever Rei complains Drink once Whenever Ami stops Rei from insulting Usagi Drink once Whenever Usagi doesn't understand something, twice if she's not alone (this includes Minako) Drink once Whenever Mokoto (Lita in NA dub) says a guy is "just like Freddy" Drink once Whenever Sailor Moon is required to defeat a yoma/daimon/etc Drink once Whenever (fighting a boss) Sailor Moon isn't powerful enough to defeat the enemy, then drain the can/bottle when she gains new powers that enable her to win |
| Sazan (3x3) Eyes |
| Drink once every time Yakumo 'dies' or is horribly mutilated. Drink twice every time Sanjiyan speaks. Drink three times whenever you see Yakumo's eyes open. |
| Serial Experiments Lain |
| Drink once Whenever Lain fails to show any emotions Drink once When Lain touches a tittie Drink once When a scene seems like the Matrix In any club scene drink with anyone drinkin on screen Drink once anytime lain talks to her parents and they act odd Drink once when GOD contradicts himself Drink once during every info segment |
| Silent Mobius |
| Drink once whenever Katsumi makes it clear that she doesn't want to be here. Drink twice whenever a sideplot is left almost completely unexplained.(eg. parents.) Drink the rest anytime Katsumi does the six-sided star stuff. Drink if you need the manga to know whats up |
| Slayers |
| Drink once for every Dragon Slave... Twice if you're already sick of it... Three times if you've inadvertently memorized the incantation. Drink once for every bandit hit by a spell. Drink twice if Lina's "cute girlishness" is pointed out to her (e.g. small breasts, short stature). Drink twice for every gag that freezes the action. Drink once for every parallel to RPG games or Lodoss war (accidental or otherwise). Drink three times if the episode is getting too serious (after a while with this, every episode is funny). Drink twice if Lina's spell was too big for the task. Designated driver rule: Drink if Gourry actually acts intelligently. Designated driver rule: Drink if Lina's motive for an adventure isn't money, food, or power. |
| Super Cat Girl Nukunuku |
| Drink twice whenever Nuku Nuku deploys her "ears." Drink once whenever someone BIGSWEATs (see Sailor Moon). Drink once per scene if Eimi's pissed off... Twice if Nukunuku is happily "playing" with her. Drink once for every mech deployed against Nukunuku... Twice if it's piloted by Akiko. Drink three times if the young girl next door is acting like a brat. Drink twice when Nukunuku says "Yes, Master." (Dash) Drink every time Ryunosuke blushes... Twice if it's due to hormones. Designated driver rule: Drink if Akiko, Arisa, or Kyouko ever refer to Nuku-nuku by name or nickname (ignore Akiko in the Dash series). |
| Tenchi Muyo |
| : 1 drink every time the dimensional tunnel is used to enter Tenchi's apt. 5 drinks everytime Ryoko and Ayeka attempt at worling TOGETHER. 2 drinks every time Mihoshi just says something all out stupid. 2 drinks every time Space Police policemen are mentioned. 5 drinks if they show the show! You will need it trust me! 1 drink every time Sakuya suprises Tenchi. 2 Drinks every time Ryo Ohki becomes Giant Cabbit Robot type thing! Drink once for every "Miyaa!" Drink once whenever Ryouko riles Aeka, three times if the other wayaround. Drink once whenever Ryouko violates some natural law (passes througha wall, regenerates a limb, blasts someone, etc.) Drink twice when Ryouko preens in front of the mirror in ep 1. Drink twice whenever Aeka flashbacks to Yousho. Drink once every time Mihoshi doesn't understand something. Drink once every time Mihoshi does something impossible, because she's too flaky to know it can't be done. Drink once whenever one of the women talks dreamily of Tenchi, twice if an argument ensues as a result. Drink once everytime you see Ryoko down some Sak� Drink once When Washu explains something that average people wouldn't understand (FYI, in the dub, Washu talks about something during her song in the TV series:
It's the Uncertainty Principle Summed up, it means that we cannot
determine where an electron is and where it will be later) Drink once When Sasami smiles Drink once When Ryo-Ohki meows (this is only if you need an excuse to finish off a case of liquor before it goes bad) Drink once When Washu compliments herself Drink once When Tenchi makes the typical Anime face ^_^; (sweatdrop optional) Drink once at most for every Star Wars parallel (e.g. the lightsaber). |
| Tonari no Totoro |
| Drink twice whenever anyone opens their mouth so wide you can see their back teeth. |
| Trigun |
| Drink once whenever Vash makes an idiot of himself. Drink once whenever the word "Donut" is mentioned. Drink twice whenever Vash is druleling over a girl. Designated Driver: Drink once whenever the Cat(Neco) shows up. Whenever Vash holds up a Peace Sign or starts his 'Repeat after me' thing (that's all the people dressed up as Vash at Anime Cons will do fucking fanboys!!!) |
| Urusei Yatsura |
| Drink once anytime Lum abuses Ataru in any fashion. Drink twice whenever the plot relies on Eastern culture American audienceswon't get. Designated driver rule: Drink oncewhenever Ataru acts like he could make anybody a good husband. Five Times Whenever Lum uses her 'Divine Retribution' power |
| Utena |
| Drink once Whenever a sword is pulled out of someone Drink once Whenever you see a rose (you might want to take sips only) Drink once Whenever there's a sword fight Drink once Whenever ChuChu (he might be the most intelligent character in the entire Anime) says "Chu" Drink once Whenever ChuChu is eating, twice if the food isn't his Designated Driver Rule: When you actually understand the lyrics of the "Absolute Destiny: Apocalypse" songs (there are four that I know of) |
| Vampire Hunter D |
| Drink once whenever D answers a question w/silence. Drink twice whenever he goes nuts and uses his spiffy powers. Drink once whenever he kills something in a very bloody way. Designated Driver:drink once whenever you see Doris's boobs. Whenever the hand thing sucks up air Twice if something other than air goes in (monster, spiders, dirt ...)
Designated Driver Rule: Drink as much as you can/want whenever D agrees
or thanks the hand thing |
| Vampire Princess Miyu |
| Drink once every time Miyu laughs, twice if it's beause she actuallyfeels happy about something. Drink once every time a strange noise accompanies one of Miyu's handgestures or the act of turning her head. Designated driver rule: Drink once if you see Miyu's fangs. |
| Vandread |
| Drink once every time Male or Female is referred to as alien Drink once every time a Male helps out Designated driver rule: Anytime anyone seems confused by the concept of sex |
| Video Girl Ai |
| Drink once whenever the VCR is shown. Drink once every time a character litters. (You'll be unconcious inno time.) Drink one more time (in addition to the general rule) for "that fantasticnosebleed." Drink three times if Moemi talks about something *other* than her relationshipwith Takashi. Drink once when Ai yells "Suckerfish!" Whenever it shows Ai's face without her saying anything (to show deep concern) Drink once if Youta wrestles with Ai... ...Twice if she starts it. |
| Wings of Honneamise |
| Drink once anytime Reiquini mentions religion. Drink twice whenever the government does anything carefully and logically. Drink twice whenever Shirotsugh changes his mind about going into space.(This happens three times.) Designated driver rule: Drink once whenever Mana actually seems happy. |
| X |
| Drink once anytime a shield goes up Drink once anytime a dragon dies Drink once anytime it seems there is more to the story than it seems Drink once anytime a sword is pulled out of someone |
| Yotoden |
| Drink once if a demon is in the scene. Drink once every time someone uses a sword as a beam weapon. Drink twice whenever a charging column of ninjas get dispatched bymusket fire. |
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| And after yo, Drunk ass wakes up run back over to the cyberdojo for more anime action!!! | |