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Written by Malakai Kingston
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Saturday, 08 October 2005 |
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| | | "Uchi no Ramu datcha!" | Lum
is a girl who's irrevocably in love with that lecherous and luckless
lout Ataru Moroboshi. One could argue that no one normal could love
such a man but then again, Lum is not your ordinary teenage girl. | Lum
is the alien daughter of an powerful spacewarlord , and more
specifically she's an Oni. In ancient Japanese mythology, oni were evil
demons which were a product of mankind's bad karma. Lum's race is an
alien version of the same demons. Lum can usually be seen wearing her
tiger-striped bikini outfit which always turns heads, especially in a
conformist Japanese society. She has the power to fly and can produce
high-voltage electricity. She uses these alien powers to keep Ataru
from flirting. But that is always a vain attempt. | She
is a vivacious and uninhibited extraterrestrial. She's full of sex
appeal, glamour and feminine charm. An honest and caring girl who isn't
afraid to show her feelings. A firm believer in standing by your man
(even if her man hardly ever stands by her). But she has another
more frightening side to her. Lum has a very bad temper, and an
extremely jealous nature. Her response to these feelings of anger are
usually in the form of a massive electrical zapping (or even huge
wooden hammers). Also Lum is very stubborn. When she sets her mind on
something, she doesn't let it go. Even though Lum is quick to anger,
she never stays like that for long. Most of the time she's very vibrant
and carefree. |  Lum, Lightning is Love, Sure it hurts! But look how CUTE IT IS!!! |
With her exotic alien beauty and cute
pop-idol attitude ,she's really popular with the boys. Any one of her
male classmates would kill for a date with her. Even so, she is
completely devoted to Ataru. She thinks of him as her husband and
refers to him only as "Darling". Lum follows Ataru everywhere he goes.
Soon Lum wanted to be with Ataru as much as possible so she enrolled
herself as a student at Tomobiki High School in the same class as
Ataru. Her Darling keeps running from her Lum knows that deep down, he
really does love her.
Being of an advanced alien race, Lum is
always bringing out peculiar alien technology. Shrinking rays, time
traveling machines, portal openers, cloning guns and much more. Many
more absurd gadgets she keeps in her bikini top. Lum's UFO which hovers
over earth is filled with technological wonders which are often more
troublesome than they are beneficial to earth culture. Often Lum will
use her advantages in technology to try to control Ataru or make him
more faithful to her, but it usually ends up causing more damage.
Lum is very intelligent but still very
naive to earth's customs. Therefore she often misunderstands what
people say, always with catastrophic results. One consequence of this
was that she thought that Ataru proposed to her, when he never did.
Also she thought it meant instant marriage. It wasn't until later when
she realized that she would have to have a proper ceremony. But often
Ataru has found that he could exploit her naivety as well as her love
for him to suit his purposes.
The one thing Lum is not, is a good cook.
Not only because she has a penchant for extraordinarily spicy food but
mostly because her strange alien food doesn't go over too well with
earth creatures. Often her Oni cuisine has disfiguring effects. This is
something Ataru has learned the hard way.
It is often speculated that Lum's mere
prescence in Tomobiki has warped and altered the the town and that's
why weird things keep happening there. Because of this, the fates of
the people and situations that occur daily in Tomobiki seem intertwined
with her existence. If she was ever to leave, all of the weirdness
would stop. It would just be norma, But that's no fun.
As an additional note Lum constantly uses
an unusual dialect. She says "uchi" when referring to herself and
almost always uses "tcha" as a verb ending (listen for it, it come sup
A LOT). Her speech is patterned after a very cute saccarine-laden style
used in Japan by young girls who are trying to be cute, almost
sickeningly so. | | | | The Story |
The Oni, a mysterious race of aliens
comes to Earth intending to simply invade and take over. But earth has
one chance: if Ataru Moroboshi who was chosen randomly by computer as
Earth's champion can defeat Invader's daughter Lum in a game of tag by
touching her horns, the Oni will just pack up and leave quietly. Ataru,
who has glandular drives undreamed of by even the most lascivious of
high school boys, is only too eager to get his handsom the delectable
Lum. This proves nearly impossible when he discovers she can fly. Day
after day, Ataru makes numerous attempts to touch her tiny horns but
miserably fails each time. The final day was approaching, and earth's
fate was hanging in the balance. A balance which depended on the
efforts of one hopeless loser. After undergoing so much pain and
humiliation, and because she hinders his "girl hunts", Ataru has lost
all interesting Lum. At least that's how it seems on the surface. Lum
however has fallen irrevocably in love with him. Now she's living with
him, planning their wedding and giving him a dose of her high voltage
electric shocks everytime he tries to flirt with another woman. Shinobu
is constantly mad at him, Ataru's schoolmates want him out of the
picture so they can have Lum to themselves. His parents begin to wish
they never had him, and anannoying buddhist monk lurks around, intent
on seeing through Ataru's downfall. And this is only the first out of
195 episodes. | | | What does "Urusei Yatsura "mean?
The title "Urusei Yatsura" is a play on
words using Japanese. It does not have any english equivalent so it
makes it difficult to translate for someone who never heard of UY.
AnimEigo who is releasing the tapes translate it as " Those Obnoxious
Aliens" which is close enough. The Uruseiis a mis pronounciation of the
Japanese word urusai which means 'annoying',' noisy' or 'obnoxious'.
Uru is also the name of a fictional planet. Yatsu is an informal way of
saying 'person'. Ra is simply one way of making a word plural. In
Japanese writing, it is written as: u-ru-hoshiya-tsu-ra, where hoshi is
the kanji for "star". An alternative pronounciation for hoshi, used
only in a compound word when describing the name of a planet, is sei.
So Urusei Yatsura can mean 'noisy-star guys'or perhaps 'annoying
fellows from planet Uru' or anything along those lines. | | | | | Ataru Moroboshi "Oneesan!...Jyushoto denwa bangou ha?!"
At first glance Ataru might seem like the average 17 year old high
school boy, but Ataru is just about the most notoriously unfaithful,
unlucky and lecherous idiot to have ever been born.
Ataru Moroboshi is possibly the
unluckiest boy in the universe. Ever since he was born he's been a bane
of the entire town of Tomobiki's existance. Born on a day that was
simultaneously Friday the 13th, The date of a major earthquake and
Butsumetsu (a very unlucky day in the Buddhist calendar). He has a
knack for drawing bad luck to himself. He began to attract evil
spirits, weirdos and then came the aliens. Starting with Lum, the alien
girl that would change his life forever. |
Ataru vehemently denies that he is
married to Lum. He constantly runs away from her and rejects her
affections. Partly because he feels that the restrictions of matrimony
would put mean an end to his "girl hunts." But also because Lum always
zaps him with electricity every time he does something stupid. Despite
his protestations and poor treatment of Lum, Ataru really loves
her. But his problem with commitment keeps their relationship from
progressing. Once it a while he'll give indications that he loves Lum
but then goes on to say that he also loves Shinobu, Sakura,Ran,
Ryuunosuke, Ryouko, Oyuki, Asuka, Benten, Kurama (the list of women
goes on and on). He is a polygamous man who's dream is to be master of
his own harem. He takes Lum for granted, yet at times when he is faced
with the possibility of losing Lum, Ataru's true feelings show itself.
He realises that she is the only one he truly loves. But can't admit it
to anyone, not even to himself. |  Ataru Moroboshi, The Luckiest Bastard on Earth |
Above all, Ataru is an lecherous,
tenacious skirt chaser. He's a hopeless flirt, constantly lusting after
other women. He relentlessly peruses anyattractivewoman that crosses
his path. He would do absolutely anything, no matter how absurd or
physically impossible for a pretty face. Just about all women find his
behavior utterly repulsive so his advances are consistantly rejected.
But none of this discourages Ataru. The more he's turned down the more
motivated he becomes . |
Ataru usually has an idiotic expression
on his face. Yet he often spouts dramatic movie clichés and tries to
look cool like a movie star. The problem is that Ataru isn't used to
using his face muscles in a serious manner so it causes him great
strain. Most of the time he uses this act to impress girls but it's
pretty transparent to them that his intentions aren't so pure.
Ataru is just about the most tenacious
boy you could meet. His libido gives him an incredible level of
endurance that makes him seem almost in human at times. No matter how
much he's smacked, punched, burned, blown up, shocked , pummeled or
crushed he just keeps coming back for more. That's because Ataru can be
such an idiot, that he never knows when to quit. He even seems to
subconsciously enjoy getting abused by women. Ataru also has a lot of
speed, especially when running away from something. He starts off as a
rather cowardly figure, but soon after life with Lum, Ataru becomes
quite fearless. He will attempt the most suicidal behavior without any
regard of the consequences. Ataru appears to be an idiot, but he's
actually very clever and can easily outwit anyone when it suits his
purposes. But he's also a terrible liar so his attempts to deceive
aren't always successful.
Being a lecherous fool appears to be
Ataru's true nature. But look closer and you'll see that it's mostly an
act. Ataru is convinced that this is who he is, so he acts as
accordingly. Even so he has shown on many occasions that deep down, he
is truly caring, intelligent and very noble. But Ataru tries to hide
it, and usually succeeds. Only Lum seems to be the one who can see what
a good soul he really has, which may be why she fell in love with him. Notes about the name
Ataru means "to get hit" and Moroboshi
means "falling star." The chances of a star hitting someone are pretty
rare. His name is a metaphor for his miserable luck. |
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If you read it, its fun
Junior Chand, Monday, 09 January 2006 9:16
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