| We have been watching anime for as long as I can remember, here are reviews of the most memorable and least favorite I have ever seen, You may not agree with what I vote on these animes but hey, I am inot it for the art action and chicks Check out my Fav's Page to see what I like the best and more detail on them, If you want to do a review for me feel free I would love it if you did, if there is anything you would like to add please let me kno, and as for flaming me go ahead.... Here is the way that NoVamp rates their animes, Check out all the 5's I can promise you that you will like them as for the others they are mostly reliant on taste. |
 5 Keroppie
points; Keroppie says "Classic or Masterpiece a MUST SEE"  4 Keroppie points;
Keroppie says "Very worth while seeing for some reason"
 3 Keroppie points;Keroppie
says "I could have been gouging my eyes out"  2 Keroppie points;
Keroppie says "I had a fork ready and everything"  1 Keroppie point;
Keroppie " please don't step on my eyeball, yes I am bleeding" |
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| Akira | |
A classic anime movie and a true must see, Often and most likely the most well known anime of all time (in my humble opinion). Very Very Deep story and artwork all goes together for one of the most intense movies I have ever ever seen... |
| Aliens in the Darkness | |
Horrible movie one of the worst I have ever ever seen, allot like event horizen with lesbians and tentacles.... |
| Argento Soma | |
Not a bad movie seems influenced by gainax and eva, very mecha fru fru kinda fighting worth seeingif you can handle a lil' drama, I expect to see more movies like this comming int he new years of 2000 |
| Armitage III | |
A very good movie slightly reminiscent of Blade Runner and Ghost in the shell. Very good movie and one I seriously suggest for one to see if they enjoy Cyborg action and drama |
| Armor Hunter Mellowlink | |
Mecha killer mellow link kills all sorts of shit in a good anime with great mecha action.... |
| Armagedon | |
Good plot but the overall job done with the emotion tends to make you feel like you are watching a Robotech version of Fist Of The North Star |
| Babel II | |
Not really all that good had a fucking killer plot, but the art and dialog sucked my ass. They re-used many many clips and the plot movement was really really choppy overall I think it is barely worth seing once |
| Blue Seed | |
Deamon Monsters and a cute lil girl "arn't you a lil young to have furry animals on your unmentionables?" good action and charchters worth seeing once. |
| Bubble Gum Crissis | |
Classic BGC you got it all Borgs, Bombs and Babes.... |
| Bubble Gum Crash | |
I didn't like Crash nearly as much as the classic. |
| Bio-Hunter | |
Well this movie is worth seeing just for the opening scene a serious "Hanime" with all of the aspects of your basic evil deamon Vs deamon hunters. |
| Black Magic | |
Cyborg Goes insaine tries to kill makers daughter, ya ya ya Bla Bla Bla (good good action) |
| Battle Angel Alita | |
Facinating movie about a cute lil' cyborg, Awesom art and plot go together for a Must see anime movie if you like serious violence being committed by a cute girl... |
| Battle Arena Toshinden | |
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| Big Wars | |
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| Burn Up | |
Basic Sexist cop anime with very attractive gurlies randomly showing a lil' bit of flesh and constantly killing "bad guys" worth seeing like maybe once... MAYBE |
| Burn Up W | |
Not nearly as good as the first one this one is more "Superdeformed" |
| Curse Of the Unded Yoma | |
Awesome anime with thick plot and really really good action, if you don't pay very close attention you will not be able to hold on to the intense drama that takes place in this anime, well worth spending a night watching it almost boarders on a Horror anime |
| City Hunter | |
Bad Bad movie... Sucked |
| Cowboy Bebop | |
AWESOME SERIES, I have the whole set Great caracter creation and sound tracks soo worth seeing, they have a best of DVD out think it's called best sessions but I like some of the eps that arn't on the DVD so see the whole series... |
| Knocking On Heavens Door/Cowboy Bebop Movie | |
Wicked movie see it new classic... |
| Cutey Honey | |
Bad Movie and even worse theme music okay and now about the movie... they get naked and do this honey flash thing and stuff, actually it has good slapstick comedy and shit.. YO! |
| Dragon Half | |
One of my favorite movies but it really isn't all that good it is AWESOME!!! serious super deformed action with crazy puns stunts gags and jokes make it a very good anime movie to watch when some one really doesn't wanna watch anime.... to piss them off of course also another good one for the Anime Drinking Game |
| Dirty Pair | |
blah blah blah.... |
| Dragon Century | |
Fucking awesome story, mediocre art, I just liked the dragons |
| Deamon Century Shukoden | |
Seriously good action and a Yakuza Nun what could be cooler? |
| Deamon City | |
Good anime Horror... |
| Dominion Tank Police | |
DTP another classic oldschool anime... |
| Devil Hunter Yohko | |
All around good anime with a cute main girl, really fast action once it gets gowing , this movie has the coolest grandma in all of anime.. |
| Doomed Megopolis | |
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| Dragon Ball Z; Blood Rubies | |
Cute lil' kiddie Version of DragonBall I really didn't like it. |
| Dragon Knight | |
Porno involving a 13 year old (10?),a pervert an Ecstacy that will kill ya if ya don't get nookie |
| Darkside Blues | |
Good charchters good plot nice action kinda cheezy but well worth watching at least once, crazy special moves for the attacks. I liked it allot but some people may not share my generous opinion |
| Devil Man 1&2 | |
He is a devil and he kills monsters really really cool awesome fight scenes and good effects needs a lil' bit more variety in it but it still kicks ass!! |
| Evangelion 1-10 | |
Well known anime really cute lil' kids power massive mechs saving the world from Angels in there eva's really good art and seriously emotional actors make it a good movie to watch over and over, really intense fight scenes (exept the synchro music one that sucked balls) |
| Evangelion; Death and Rebirth |
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Sooo awesome this is the Eva movie, very very intense it sums up all of the episodes into 2 hours, when I saw it I saw the full japanese version with no Subtitles NONE it was sooooo cunfusing I was in awe couldn't talk for like 2 days... I can not wait till it comes out on tape... |
| 3x3 Eyes | |
One of morbids all time favorites, Damn good movie |
| Fist of the North Star | |
One of the most violent movies you will ever see more blood in this one than in NS and Devilman combined with serious hardcore big mean ass mutherfuck'as make this a good movie to play the Anime Drinking Game with, (try killing a 40 in 15 minutes and see how you feel) |
| Final Fantasy | |
A cute movie with space pirates in bunny costumes good art and a decent plot (from a video game) and the girls butt glows!!! |
| FLCL | |
Fantastic breakthrough new movie, a masterpiece in soo many ways the best new movie to come out in a while, fantastic plot and non stop twisting action creates a vast expanse of momentum all the way through this fantastic anime |
| Genocyber | |
Kinda guyver esque in it's own way, crazy art and very evil plot almost boarders on a horror anime but it's got a crazy way of still being a mecha type movie while still playing the part of a possesed deamon thing... |
| Gunsmith Cats 1-4 | |
Two really cute girls killing lots and lots of people with all sorts of guns kinda a take off of Ridin Bean but it is a good good fucking anime I love the art and it even takes place in Chi-town I worked in the ATF building that they drive by all the time. If you watch one movie you gotta see the entire series or you will be upset and angry and you won't be able to sleep at night... |
| Ghost In The Shell | |
Awesome Movie!! one of my all time favorites and gets you to thinking about yourself as an entity and what sets you aparts from other sentinent beings, awesome art awesome action and the main character cyborg rocks my world, this is a full on must see! |
| Stand Alone Complex/Ghost In The Shell | |
Awesome Series!! Based on the movie stays true to the base story the caracters get more creation and soo much more ass kicking haunting and def spellbinding, well worth checking out |
| Giant Robo | |
Kinda cheezy and I didn't like it the first time I saw it but it grew on me (it got lost and I actually went out and bought it AGAIN, very good special effects as far as the mecha and the big eyeball go some really cool special moves and Ginrei one of the cutest anime chicks on earth, not a must see or a even should see but if you can appriciate a good plot and decent action with mecha and super villans check it out... |
| Guyver | |
Good guy in special suit beats up
badguys and deamons really crazy action and mild plot combine for
an overall allright anime movie but nothing to insaine... DO NOT SEE
THE LIVE ACTION VERSION!!! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE!!
Anime=Good |
| Harmagedon | |
Good art, Bad Sub, Worth watching once... |
| Hakkenden; Dog Warriors | |
One of the deepest anime stories I have ever ever ever seen you have to watch it many times before you can finally begin to understand it's complexity there is soo much going on in this series that it fully overtakes your emotions... watched it one night with a lil' gurlie and all she says she could remember was spinning pinwheels.... YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SERIES!!! |
| Hellsing | |
Good HorrorAnime, prolly a good choice if you are really into vampires the super natural and other dark goodness, nice plot twits |
| Hobbit; Hobbit | |
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| Hobbit; Lord Of Rings | |
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| Hobbit; Return Of King | |
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| Hyper Dolls | |
Silly movie that is really really lame, chicks spend a lil' time naked running away from a BIG Phalic symbol... I didn't like it ever but it is barely worth watching, almost to the point that it might be worth having IF you liked it... |
| Iria 1-3 | |
Iria is a NEW classic another one of my favorite anime gurlies battling the zieram, awesome art and crazy ass action makes this movie a classic in the NewSchool way the entire series is a must watch... |
| Judge | |
SUCKS SOOOOOOO MUCH ASS this is a good example of how a bad dub job (is there such thing as a good dub job?) can make a bad movie unbearable, really strange plot that really doesn't leave much to the imagination and and ending that sucks just as hard... I have been to court and in reality it is nothing like THE COURT OF THE DARK!!! OOooo scary!! the only decent part is the fucking parrot, Oh yea I personally think this entire movie is a joke on the american legal system.... |
| Kite | |
Like La' Femme Nakita, Young girl who is a fucking major kick ass assasin, amazing art and hard action another one of my new favorites, I love some of the fight scenes in this one, bright colors and hard ass hitting action, worth a few watches at least, The bathroom hitman scene is absolutley insain!!! |
| Legend Of Lemnear | |
Scantly clad lass getting beaten up by baddies good movie all the way through and a refreshing plot that hasn't been done before... |
| Lain | |
Ghost in the sheel meets Matrix, Awesome Cyber-Anime great soundtrack amazing art and a DEEP ASS PLOT!!! More confusing than Eva, More Sci-Fi than GITS, Crazier villans than NS. See this movie as soon as you can 4 tapes in the whole series and every one a 5!!! |
| Last Unicorn | |
It is a classic and it deals with deep social issues... hey stop laughing at me I am serious! STOP IT LEAVE ME ALONE!!! HEY I AM HARDCORE BUDDY!! it really is a good movie.. and a very good movie to watch with a girl... almost as good as DragonKnight |
| La Blue Girl | |
As far as tentacle fucking goes this is some hard core shit and I like it lots, a good movie to watch with lots of innocent lil' girls very amusing and a extreme level of tentacle fucking goes into this movie makes me wanna fuck... |
| Lady Blue Girl | |
Very similar to it's predecessor only main diff was the art is a lil' better that is about it... |
| Love Hina | |
pain.... pain..... cute pastel pain..... |
| Mad X-01 | |
Fucking Awesome Mecha Movie!!! (was to drunk when I saw it so I will write more later) |
| Mermaid Forest | |
Good Horror anime with a rather deep plot and reasonably good artwork, worth watching once.. |
| Mai Mai Mai | |
This movie sucks it is a cheesy ass hentai movie really not worth watching... "can't look Can't look Gotta look Gotta look" ahhhh not a very fun movie... |
| Moldiver | |
Cute lil' girl becomes a super hero... wooo wooo |
| Miyuki Chan; In Wonderland | |
Worth watching if; 1. You like Aice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass 2. You like seeing lil' girls underclothes, either way you will enjoy it... |
| Naruto | |
Amazing saga anime, little loser wants to be biggest and baddest ninja in his village, no way I could express the depth of character creation, well awesome!! |
| Ninja Scroll | |
Classic Classic Classic a movie that will be hard to ever beat it has awesome art awesome characters and insaine action definatly one of my favorites and bloody as hell with really really cool quotes "Come to the land of Buddha with me" This just a mad ass anime movie I have never ever seen it with someone and not have them like it, there are sooo many qualities that make this movie worth it that I can't even list them this is one you have to see and own!! |
| Noir | |
Interesting plot, good action and the little girl kicks ass kind of annoying soundtrack but worth seeing, if you like a little drama with your action. |
| NTHT | |
Very odd movie, but it does have the wort ever bad guy this dude is soooo bad that he kills his bad cat can you believe that shit!! He is evil and he kills his evil cat!! Good animation very organic colors, can't wait to see more |
| Nuku Nuku Cat Girl | |
A really cute anime, Shit I even liked it. Gril Cat, Guy Owner you get the idea right? |
| Orgre Slayer | |
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| Outlanders | |
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| Psycho Diver | |
Damn good mind fuck kinda movie that leaves you really messed up in the head awesome art and a deep plot worth seeing a few times till it sinks in |
| Patlabor | |
Fucking awesome super Mecha action, really good action and intense characters one of my new favorite movies, I have only see one episode but I want to see more. This shit is great if you love super mecha fighting and sophmoric humor |
| Peacock King 1&2 | |
Spooky fuckin anime dark gothic feel to some of it, really awesome action in the first one, second one is not really along the same feel but it is still a good movie, Awesome art and plot, one of my new favorites |
| Perfect Blue | |
Fucking Horrible... do not see this pice of anime shit for any reason, This has been released in the states DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE BOYCOTT IT!!! This will give anime a BAD NAME, HORRIBLE!!! |
| Project A-K0 | |
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| Princess Mononoke Hime | |
Amazing, one of the first animes brought to us by disney adn the artist who has done, kiki's, nausicca and many many other anime's even though disney bought this and fucked up the voices I have seen both the movie dub and the origenal japanese subtittle FUCKING beautiful!!! See this movie in the big screen you will love it the animation and technical prowess is amazing, in the theatre you could see the single grains of rice as they ate. I wept openly at the end.... |
| Plastic Littles | |
Very Very good art, you will enjoy many gratuitos boob jiggles, Cute lil' girls wearing really really tight outfits saving the world. Damn good plot and even better boobies... Okay actually I lied this movie sucked exept for the boobies... ONLY THE BOOBIE JUST THE BOOBIES |
| Poltergiest Report | |
Kinda confused cause this movie had nothing to do with poltergiests at all not one bit this is a classic good evil movie with really awesome special moves... good art to bad it was a dub but still the dialoge was cool as was the plot worth seeing once maybe |
| Rojin Z | |
A very socialy impactual movie hits on the topic of caring for the elderly in a really really strange way, made by the artist that did akira. Good art deep plot but not very action packed in the normal anime way. A good movie if you can appriciate the art itself. (which I can) |
| Riding Bean | |
Really good anime with one of the most rambo'esqe main characters I have ever see woth a really cool car also takes place in Chi-town and once again I have been many of the places he goes, another good one for the Anime Drinking Game. Lots of violence in this one and rather obnoxious bad guys that really arn't to smart. Also known as "roadbuster" |
| Rurouni Kenshin | |
Awsome movie good art and crazy ass fighting, the main hero fights with a blunt sword. soo worth seeing but I haven't been able to find the tape.. |
| Robotech; Bionoids | |
If you like robotech well then I guess you will |
| Ranma 1/2; Anything Goes | |
Come on it's ranma there are crazy charachters that change sex, and all sorts of fun stuff that I really don;t actaully like a whole lot but some people do sooo not my bag baby, but still a good flick... |
| Spawn | |
Not anime really but a very good action filled movie a mad amount of violence and crazy art it is soooo cool and really graphic see it!! |
| Samurai Showdown | |
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Absolutely one of the BEST new animes, very very action packed with good art, main char reminds me a bit of Jubei from NS getting his ass kicked all the time and still comes out on top, A must see anime for action/image fans... |
| Silent Mobious | |
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| Slayers 1-4 | |
I think this was made for girls it is a silly silly series with crazy special moves and really annoying carachters, worth seeing if you can stand it. |
| Twilight Of the Cockroaches | |
Really good movie kinda weird subject reminded me allot of Watership Down for some reason, worth seeing... if you want to see a movie about cockroaches in love and at war.... |
| Twin Angels | |
This movie sucked so hard, ORBS OF ORGASM!!!! even the lil' kid got one in his ass this movie gets the nastiest dick in anime award do NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!! (los of tentacle fucking galore) |
| Tenchi; The Movie | |
This movie made me want to kill people seriously! There is sooooo much cute in this movie that I barely was able to watch it, the art is really good and I guess the humor is ?complex? or maybe non existant but whatever I really didn't care for it at all and would likt that 1 1/2 hours of my life back to do something cooler (I like the bunny cat thing though) |
| Tokyo Police | |
Uhm it's like Patlabor mixed with a porn, good art just way to silly for me... |
| Tom Thumb | |
Sad fucking movie and a seriously good one at that awesome effects and plot sooo worth watching I wish I owned the movie... not your classic anime in any way but seriously a classic (Manga Entertainment) |
| Urusei Yatsura: 1 Only You | |
I Love LUM!!!! UHM.... ataru marries another alien girl and full scale war ensues... |
| Urusei Yatsura; 2 Beautiful Dreamer | |
This movie is a massive mind fucked if you don't actually pay attention you will have no clue at all what is going on and will refuse to watch any more of the movie. It is worth seeing as long as you can stand a UY movie in the first place... |
| Vandread | |
Wicked Movie Concept and amazing mech type action go together to make one of the BEST new anime to be NOT RELEASED YET, You can get it though from the Fansub section check it out it is our cewz first real release |
| Venus Wars | |
OLDSCHOOL AS HELL!! but still a very good example of your basic anime movie it has the basic plot of a war anime 1. hero 2. cute girl 3. hardcore general 4. a pet cat, what more do you need? good action and basic art not my fav' but a damn good movie |
| Vampire Princess Miyu | |
Awesome gothic ass movie Larva is my favorite part of the movie and all of the stories have really deep plots a very emotional movie that leaves you with a crazy feeling afterwords, I love everything about this movie. The Art Rocks! |
| Venus 5 | |
In this movie a cat is taped to a door and is given head by a deamon monster woman with a huge massive cock... the only redeaming quality that this movie has besides that is the fact that it is a take off on Sailor Moon which I hate... soo if you hate sailor moon watch this and you might hate this even more... |
| Vampire Hunter D | |
Asurred classic on of the first anime movies I ever saw, it has a serious plot good characters and really rad fighting |
| Bloodlust / Vampire Hunter D II | |
Second installment of the VHD movie, I liked it however it was far from the first movie very clean work and once again awesome evil guys and sweet battle scenes but it just left me wanting more... |
| Wind Warriors | |
Another Name for Nausicca, FUCKING AWESOME STORY!! Some bitch and say that this was Mononoke Part 1 Well fuck them with a goat dick!! This is a early masterpice and just a hint of what was to come, good anime to see with a girl, Made me cry once really... |
| Wings Of Hamionaise | |
Astronaut falls in love... the end... sucks don't see it |
| Wizards | |
Not anime also but still a really good movie really breakthrough art and live action/animation combination is a really cool effect nazi's vs the earth people more or less I like this movie allot and I think anyone else would also not to mention the fact that the farie lady is hot as hell... |
| Wicked City | |
Oldschool classic worth seeing a few times insaine bad guys and really hard core action all fit together for a really really good anime |
| X | |
This anime confused me a whole bunch, wicked action and a serious story with a twisty plot but halfway through the movie it just got really weak, not much fighting and very little creative fighting, More a thriller I think, However still wicked anime and good character dev'l'pm'n't |
| Invader Zim | |
ZIM IS THE MAN |